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A Random Life Remembered in Song and Dance ---- A Potential Suicide Prevented through Modern Medicine

01/21/2019 --- Somewhere in Outer Space Dear life, I give up you fuckers, you win, I quit! Seriously. Stop it!!!  --- Some random stranger screaming on the sidewalk heading in to a major department store Random flies skimming through the sky, laughing at me, worthless putz of a kindless fuck, wishing I was dead before the strike of noon, Eastern Standard Time. Misery loves company, that misery is better than the lost love who will haunt your dreams, make you wish you had emptied the bottle of whiskey in a giant gulp, sins of the father, drift into the son, transference, blame game, night time thoughts keeping him awake, is he worth the trouble to keep breathing? We sat there reading our obituaries drinking gasoline, lighting cigarettes as if we didn't care that the sky was raining down acid upon our heads, the gods angry at our misuse of words in the context of the situation. Suicide was not an option, according to Ann Landers, she told us in a letter addressed to Elv...

WE HAVE NO IDEA BLOG is born!! Never Underestimate The Influence Of Boredom.

WE HAVE NO IDEA BLOG - A Blog is Born!



BY

A BEAR

Hi! How are you?

I'm fine, thanks for asking!!

Tonight, I am bored, there's nothing on TV, all the tourists are tucked into their bed and left their lap top open.

Silly tourists!!

So who am I?

I am a bear.

Walter to be exact but most of my friends just call me Fat.

I decided to write a blog because why not?

You got a problem with a bear blogging??

Seriously?

You don't!!

I like you, I'll eat you last when the Bear Revolution begins in a few years!!

You're welcome!!

So what will we discuss on this blog?

I have no idea, neither do my partners, mostly voices in the blog's real creator's head.

His name is Jason.

Say hello Jason!

"Hello!"

Here's some of my family fishing at Brooks Falls in Alaska - seriously though, they douches too and I can't stand them but you might see me on there.

You won't.

I'm down here in Cleveland, Ohio and hardly ever get up to Alaska.



Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this first blog!! I have to go take a shit in the woods!!!



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