WHO IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF KANSAS IN 2018!!! Greg Orman This is your life!!!

ONE OF THEM POLITICAL BLOG POSTS - Who is running for governor of Kansas.

Okay, I'll admit, right now, I'm bored, the rain is falling and I'm tired but not tired enough for bed, so I have decided to write a blog, something to peek my mind, to fondle my fingers across the keyboard, and therefore I have decided to go in search of ...

WHO IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF KANSAS!??

To let anyone know, I do not live in Kansas but to be honest, I did once stay at a Holiday Inn, whatever the hell that has to do with the price of tea in China!

So why peek at the race?

I say why not!!

Way back when in 2010, I wrote another blog at another site and did some in-depth looking into the midterm candidates back then for different states, it was fun, exciting and got me laid!

"Really?"

No, not really.

So here we go!

For tonight's in depth piece, I will be using the Website Ballotpedia (https://ballotpedia.org/Kansas_gubernatorial_and_lieutenant_gubernatorial_election,_2018)

Reading the link above, it seems Kansas' race is a very interesting race.

The Incumbent, Governor Jeff Coyler, was defeated in the state's Republican primary by Kris Kobach who is the Secretary of State.

The Democrats voted in Laura Kelly, State Senator.

And to add to the mix, and independent candidate ---- Greg Orman

Lets skip the main candidates and go straight to the winner! (There's others running for this office as well but Ballotpedia kinda sticks them in with the HERE, THEY MIGHT BE RUNNING TOO place in the very end of Greg's bio so, you can go check them out there as well!!!)

GREG ORMAN, THIS IS YOUR LIFE!!!

Greg Orman has nice teeth

If you can't tell, Greg is a business man, who has tried and failed as a politician.  

He graduated Princeton in 1991 with a degree in Underwater Basket Weaving (we don't really care to check his credentials, he could have graduated from Mays School of Dog Grooming and we'd nod and say, that's nice!!!)

Here's his website --- https://www.ormanforkansas.com/   

"Are you sick of partisan bull shit splitting our country apart at the seams?" I imagine Greg speaking to me from behind the computer screen, I nod.

His smile memorizing me into some hypnotic trance.

"I'd vote for you Greg!" I purr.

"What does Greg want for Kansas?" someone cries from the audience.

Greg wants a place where his two daughters can be free, to kill people with a bag of quarters and not be persecuted, he wants that to be legalized!

(Not really)

Greg wants to educate people, give them good jobs, and blow up the government that has stood in the mire and muck of Kansas for far too long!!!!

He wants people to have health care.

Or a sharp stick to the eye, which ever works for you!!

Greg believes Kansas should legalize the marijuana and let kids have open fire arms without fear that their teachers will take both their pot and AK-47 away from them.

Greg is America!!

The rest of the candidates sit there and bicker at each other, pointing a finger, but Greg has solutions, I mean, look at his smiling pretty face, if that doesn't say Governor, then you need to get your eyes checked.

Seriously, go get em checked!!

YOU'RE BLIND!!!!

And that's that!! Game over, the rest of you candidates can go home!! Greg wins!! Greg Wins!!!

"How's his poll numbers?" someone asks from the crowd.

Polls are wrong!! GREG WINS!! GREG WINS!!!

Next time, we'll delve into the politics of North Dakota!!! Good night everyone!!!!